The Stables Market Chalk Farm Road Camden Town London NW1 8AH
Reach for the lasers in this psychedelic techno Mecca. It's all about the bassline, multicoloured UV paint and obscenely cut clothes. After the brand new makeover a few years back, it's become a multilevel maze of glowsticks, pole dancers (yes, pole dancers), tourists staring at pole dancers, and wacky, useless ornaments made from circuit boards. You can also find some really novel UV t-shirts ideal for the millennial raver ( Frankie says relax just doesn't cut it any more). If this still hasn't sold it to you, then perhaps the banging tunes will. Nobody listens to techno? We think they do.